T-Shirts

Picture this: you finally secured that date. You check your closet. You see a bunch of crusty t-shirts, barely worth the packaging they were sent in. You try them all on but they just don't hit. Dinner is in 30 but you have nothing to wear. You start to stress. The pressure gets to you. You finally put an outfit together but it doesn't feel right. You turn up to your date. She senses the desperation. She asks to go to the toilet; but she never returns. The waiter comes over to you, & he whispers in your ear: "if only you bought that Elevation tee..."